MEN DON’T HAVE BODY POSITIVITY?
MEN? DON’T? HAVE? BODY? POSITIVITY?
SO CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO ME WHY MEN ARE ALLOWED TO BE FAT SLOPPY NERDS IN ALMOST EVERY FUCKING MOVIE? CAN YOU TELL ME WHY JONAH HILL’S ASS WAS ALLOWED TO BE IN 25 DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SAME MOVIE WHILE GABBY SIDIBE STILL HASN’T BEEN SEEN SINCE PRECIOUS AND NIKKI BLONSKY HAD TO RETURN TO HER OLD JOB AFTER HAIRSPRAY WAS COMPLETED (BECAUSE SHE COULDN’T FIND ACTING ROLES?)
CAN YOU TELL ME WHY MORE ACTUAL PRODUCTS ARE CREATED TO PLUCK AND SHAPE AND FORM WOMEN WHEN ALL MEN HAVE TO DO TO CHANGE THEIR APPEARANCE TO BE SEEN AS MORE ATTRACTIVE IS MAYBE SHAVE OR CUT THEIR GODDAMN HAIR?
WHITE BOYS ARE WILDIN RIGHT NOW, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
And why in every romantic comedy, if the girl is the “sloppy nerd” SHE’S the one who has to undergo the make-over to get the guy, whereas when the guy is the “sloppy nerd”, he doesn’t have to do shit, the girl just “falls in love with his personality” because “love is blind” and shit.
Fuck outta here.
Even ANIMATED Jonah Hill got to be a sloppy nerd throughout. And yes, I’m referring to MegaMind.