Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

—"Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore (via 01012012)

(Source: talesofnorth, via kaleidoscope-xx)

charlesoberonn:

mildlyanxiousatthedisco:

sirenknights:

zooophagous:

"NOM!"

It’s so cuuuuuute!!!

it’s trying to disolve that finger for nourishment

Even cuter.

charlesoberonn:

mildlyanxiousatthedisco:

sirenknights:

zooophagous:

"NOM!"

It’s so cuuuuuute!!!

it’s trying to disolve that finger for nourishment

Even cuter.

(Source: wild-guy, via iwishiwasafairy)

fatandbadatsports:

Let us not forget one of the most important things about the Universal Monsters era: The Creature From The Black Lagoon was created by a woman, Milicent Patrick.

Nearly unheard of at the time, ms Patrick is responsible for creating one of the single most recognizable characters, not only in Universal history but in all of film history. She was an incredible talent and she should be honored as such.

(Source: wolfmansgotnards, via teantacles)

“I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.”

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

Okay I’m not even a Star Trek fan but that’s beautiful.

(via tchy)

(via ankylosaurus)

nattie-k:

Jewel book of the Duchess Anna of Bavaria (1550) (complete set here Flickr)

(via hoop-skirts-and-corsets)

ruckawriter:

Michelle Rodriguez wants you to read LAZARUS.

(Well, actually, I think she wants to play Forever, but, you know, the one could lead to the other…).

Mostly, I’m blogging this because it’s MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ and she likes our book! And that’s reason enough. So there.

Nyah.

(via americachavez)

BABY GIRL

BABY GIRL

lexxercise:

Mondays are D&D days, so I thought it might be a nice day to share a collection of sketches I’ve been making of the party and plug my fellow players!

DM - C.M. Galdre (@cmgaldre)

Stonesunder - Me! (@lexxercise)

Wynrie - Meghan Stratman (@bunnypirates)

Auga - Cat Rocketship (@catrocketship)

Nelle - Nicole Gustafsson (@nimasprout)

If you’d like to learn more about our characters and the adventures we have, Galdre has set up a dedicated site for the campaign, Tombs Under Attinar. We’re using 3.5 as the basis for the rules, but the setting, races, and classes are all his original creations.

We are so spoiled.

(via aintasuperhero)

planetninahagen:

astrophilosophy:

Nina Hagen
Pisces Sun - Libra Moon

Im libra moon too, fun!!:+)

planetninahagen:

astrophilosophy:

Nina Hagen

Pisces Sun - Libra Moon

Im libra moon too, fun!!:+)

(via fuckyeahhardfemme)

sweet-bitsy:


#me on the way to steal ur man
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